Brothers, the "Te Kao Pu" tariff bomb is back again! Last night (February 27, U.S. time), "Te Kao Pu" suddenly tweeted that starting March 4, Chinese goods will face an additional 10% tariff! With previous tariffs included, some items sold in the U.S. will incur a 45% "toll fee" (like phones and toys). What's even more outrageous is that he's also playing games with Canada and Mexico: on February 3, he said, "Alright, let's pause the tariffs for a month!" On February 24, he reversed that, saying, "No, we must impose them on March 4!" Then on February 26, he changed his mind again: "We’ll increase them on April 2!" Finally, on February 27, he confirmed, "It's March 4! We’re going ahead!"
(Canada & Mexico: Are you even being polite??) Even Europe and Japan are caught in the crossfire, with a 25% tariff on steel and aluminum starting March 12!
To sum it up: Global businesses are collectively having a heart attack, and workers' wallets are trembling.
1. How severe are these tariffs?
1.Chinese Goods: The prices have skyrocketed. A battery pack that costs 10 yuan is now priced at 12.5 yuan after a 25% tax when sold in the U.S. Now, with an additional 10%, it will cost 14 yuan! Foreigners see this and think, "So expensive? I'll just buy from Vietnam instead!" But don't panic! Companies like Huawei and Xiaomi are already prepared; they manufacture their own chips. With the U.S. imposing tariffs, they say, "We're not playing your game anymore!"
2.Americans: Digging their own graves. Walmart managers are staying up all night changing price tags: TVs, shoes, and data cables made in China will all see price increases after March 4! American netizens are furious with Trump, saying, "What happened to 'Make America Great Again'? My wallet is the first to feel the pinch!"
3.Global Chaos: It's a mess everywhere. Mexican factory owners are confused: "Weren't we supposed to make money together? We just moved our production lines to Mexico, and now you raise taxes?" European leaders are slamming the table: "You dare impose steel and aluminum tariffs? Do you believe we can make Harley-Davidson's prices double?"
2. Why is "Te Kao Pu" raising taxes so crazily?
Truth 1: The election is approaching, and he needs to win over the "Rust Belt" voters. Trump knows that steelworkers in the Great Lakes region are his loyal supporters. By imposing tariffs, he can shout, "I'm helping you keep your jobs!" (Though it may actually do little to help.)
Truth 2: He wants to force China to "pay up." After five years of trade war, the U.S. has realized that China isn't backing down, so he adds another 10%: "Let’s see how desperate you are!" (China responds with a breakthrough in domestic chip production: "What’s the rush?")
Truth 3: It might just be sheer caprice. Foreign media criticize that "Te Kao Pu's" decision-making is like rolling dice; he can change his mind three times between Monday and Friday.
3. Who's the most unfortunate? Workers, small business owners, and purchasing agents!
Foreign Trade Workers: A small business owner in low-end processing says, "My profit is only 5%, and now there's a 10% tax? I'm not taking this order!" Meanwhile, a clever owner decides, "Let’s quickly expand to Southeast Asian clients! And I’ll start live-streaming to sell domestically!"
Purchasing Agents: A purchasing agent posts on social media: "Starting next month, Coach bags and Estee Lauder products will increase in price! Stock up quickly!"
Onlookers: Even the market vendors understand: "If U.S. soybeans face tariffs from China, will pork prices go up again?"
4. Three Warnings! Watch Out for These Pitfalls!
Warning Zone 1: Retaliatory Tariffs. China may respond with tariffs on U.S. soybeans and beef, leaving international students lamenting, "The freedom to enjoy steak is gone!"
Warning Zone 2: Global Price Chaos. Japanese cars become more expensive due to U.S. steel prices → Toyota raises prices → Sales staff at dealerships sigh, "This year's bonuses are going down the drain."
Warning Zone 3: Business Owners Leaving. A factory owner in Dongguan says, "If this continues, I’ll move the factory to Cambodia!" (Workers reply, "Don't! I haven't finished paying off my mortgage!")
5. Survival Guide for Ordinary People
Shopping Enthusiasts: Take advantage of the time before the tariffs go into effect and stock up on everyday essentials!
Foreign Trade Workers: Immediately check the exemption list on the Ministry of Commerce's official website; saving even one product can make a difference!
Workers: Learn some new skills! If your company shifts to domestic sales, don’t just be able to tighten screws!
Final Blow:
"Te Kao Pu's" recent actions resemble using cheats in a game—inflicting 800 points of damage to the enemy while harming oneself by 1,000. But which Chinese person is afraid of anyone?
Huawei has faced sanctions for five years and is still manufacturing phones! Yiwu has been boycotted but has pivoted to sell to Russia!
Remember: As long as the industry is strong enough, tariffs are just paper tigers!
PS: This issue is primarily for entertainment. For inquiries regarding relevant tariff policies, please consult our business experts.
Post time: Mar-06-2025
